Don't Be Misled By History, Or Any

I Was Born On Nov. 4, Which Is Election Day ... My Birthday Has Made More Men And Sent More Back To Honest Work Than Any Other Days In The Year.

With Congress, Every Time They Make A Joke It's A Law, And Every Time They Make A Law It's A Joke.

We Will Never Get Anywhere With Our Finances Till We Pass A Law Saying...every Time We Appropriate Something, We...pass Another Bill...stating Where The Money Is Coming From.

A Politician Is Just Like A Pickpocket; It's Almost Impossible To Get Him To Reform.

The Short Memories Of The American Voters Is What Keeps Our Politicians In Office.