Nothing Hurts More Than The Friendly Letter

I Ruined My Health Drinking To Other People's.

An Author's First Duty Is To Let Down His Country.

Ninety-seven Saint Days A Year Wouldn't Affect The Theater, But Two Yom Kippurs Would Ruin It.

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.