Nothing Hurts More Than The Friendly Letter

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.

The Sun Was In Mind To Come Out But Having A Look At The Weather It Was In Lost Heart And Went Back Again.

There Is No Human Situation So Miserable That It Cannot Be Made Worse By The Presence Of A Policeman.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs; They Can Tell You What To Do, But They Can't Do It Themselves!

All Publicity Is Good, Except An Obituary Notice.