Nothing Hurts More Than The Friendly Letter

Message? What The Hell Do You Think I Am, A Bloody Postman?

Whatever You Hold In Contempt Is Your Jailer.

A Man Is Fortunate If He Encounters Living Examples Of Vice, As Well As Of Virtue, To Inspire Him.

New York Is My Lourdes, Where I Go For Spiritual Refreshment... A Place Where You're Least Likely To Be Bitten By A Wild Goat.

When I'm Talking To People I Like To Stop And Quote Myself. My Quotes Have A Way Of Spicing Up Conversation.