There's No One, No One, Loves You

I Have Never Seen A Situation So Dismal That A Policeman Couldn't Make It Worse.

Failure At A Task May Be The Result Of Having Tackled It At The Wrong Time.

There's No Bad Publicity Except An Obituary.

The English And Americans Dislike Only Some Irish--the Same Irish That The Irish Themselves Detest, Irish Writers--the Ones That Think.

Message? What The Hell Do You Think I Am, A Bloody Postman?