There's No One, No One, Loves You

There's No Bad Publicity Except An Obituary.

I Have Never Seen A Situation So Dismal That A Policeman Couldn't Make It Worse.

What The Hell Difference Does It Make, Left Or Right? There Were Good Men Lost On Both Sides.

An Author's First Duty Is To Let Down His Country.

I Am Married To Beatrice Salkeld, A Painter. We Have No Children, Except Me.