I Am A Drinker With Writing Problems.

Prostitutes, More Than Any Other Profession, Help Keep American Marriages Together.

A Pedestrian Ought To Be Legally Allowed To Toss At Least One Hand Grenade At A Motorist Every Day.

I Ruined My Health Drinking To Other People's.

I'm A Drinker With A Writing Problem.

Many A Man Has Decided To Stay Alive Not Because Of The Will To Live But Because Of The Determination Not To Give Assorted Surviving Bastards The Satisfaction Of His Death.