I Am A Drinker With Writing Problems.

The Terrorist Is The One With The Small Bomb.

It Is A Good Deed To Forget A Poor Joke

Critics Are Like Eunuchs In A Harem; They Know How It's Done, They've Seen It Done Every Day, But They're Unable To Do It Themselves.

Many A Man Has Decided To Stay Alive Not Because Of The Will To Live But Because Of The Determination Not To Give Assorted Surviving Bastards The Satisfaction Of His Death.

You Made One Mistake. You Married Me.