If I Have A Talent For Making

You Want A Story? Read 'gone With The Wind'. These Aren't Stories. They're Joke Books. The Whole Thing Of A Beginning, A Middle And An End Has Been Done To Death.

There’s No Such Thing As Free Kittens.

In Writing I Found Something I Could Do At Least As Well As My Peers, If Not Better.

Not Only Is Love Blind, It’s A Little Hard Of Hearing.

When A Kid Says "smell My Hand," It Almost Never Smells Like Cinnamon.