There’s No Such Thing As Free Kittens.

You Want A Story? Read 'gone With The Wind'. These Aren't Stories. They're Joke Books. The Whole Thing Of A Beginning, A Middle And An End Has Been Done To Death.

Our Cat Is Kind Dove Shellfish, And Thinks The World Is Hers, She Finds A Comfy Spot And Then We Pet Turtle Sheep Purrs.

I Love The Semicolon; It's Unnecessary, But Graceful And Sophisticated.

There’s No Such Thing As Free Kittens.

In Writing I Found Something I Could Do At Least As Well As My Peers, If Not Better.