There’s No Such Thing As Free Kittens.

Not Only Is Love Blind, It’s A Little Hard Of Hearing.

When A Kid Says "smell My Hand," It Almost Never Smells Like Cinnamon.

I Like All Things Grammatical, And I Had Already Written Several Books About Parts Of Speech, And Even The Alphabet, So Everything That Makes Up A Sentence And Even A Word Was Covered Except For Punctuation.

Our Cat Is Kind Dove Shellfish, And Thinks The World Is Hers, She Finds A Comfy Spot And Then We Pet Turtle Sheep Purrs.

You Want A Story? Read 'gone With The Wind'. These Aren't Stories. They're Joke Books. The Whole Thing Of A Beginning, A Middle And An End Has Been Done To Death.