There’s No Such Thing As Free Kittens.

In Writing I Found Something I Could Do At Least As Well As My Peers, If Not Better.

I Love The Semicolon; It's Unnecessary, But Graceful And Sophisticated.

If A Couple Has Their Picture Taken At A Wedding Or Other Social Gathering, And The Woman Looks Hot, Her Guy Could Be Blinking, Chewing, Or Even Mid-sneeze, And She’ll Still Display It On Her Desk At Work.

Kids Enjoy Laughing And Are Seldom Bored When They Find Something Funny. They Also Ask Questions, Often To Adults, Because They Understand That The More Words They Can Comprehend About A Funny Story Or A Joke, The More They'll Enjoy It.

You Want A Story? Read 'gone With The Wind'. These Aren't Stories. They're Joke Books. The Whole Thing Of A Beginning, A Middle And An End Has Been Done To Death.