In Writing I Found Something I Could

When A Kid Can Understand That A Word Can Mean Two Things, There's Some Real Thinking Going On. They Have A Vested Interest In Finding Out What A Word Means, Because It's The Punch Line To A Joke.

If A Couple Has Their Picture Taken At A Wedding Or Other Social Gathering, And The Woman Looks Hot, Her Guy Could Be Blinking, Chewing, Or Even Mid-sneeze, And She’ll Still Display It On Her Desk At Work.

If I Have A Talent For Making Some Fourth-grader Who Hates School And Reading To Hate It A Little Less, Then I Have To Do The Most With What I've Been Issued.

In Writing I Found Something I Could Do At Least As Well As My Peers, If Not Better.

You Want A Story? Read 'gone With The Wind'. These Aren't Stories. They're Joke Books. The Whole Thing Of A Beginning, A Middle And An End Has Been Done To Death.