Norman Bates Heard The Noise And A

People Hear That I Am A Horror Writer And They Think That I Must Be A Monster, But Actually I Have The Heart Of A Small Child - I Keep It In A Jar On My Desk.

Friendship Is Like Peeing On Yourself: Everyone Can See It, But Only You Get The Warm Feeling That It Brings.

I Have The Heart Of A Child. I Keep It In A Jar On My Shelf.

Norman Bates Heard The Noise And A Shock Went Through Him.

That's The Way Girls Were--they Always Laughed. Because They Were Bitches.