I Think Perhaps All Of Us Go

I Haven't Had This Much Fun Since The Rats Ate My Baby Sister

Sure God Created Man Before Woman, But Then Again You Always Make A Rough Draft Before Creating The Final Masterpiece.

People Hear That I Am A Horror Writer And They Think That I Must Be A Monster, But Actually I Have The Heart Of A Small Child - I Keep It In A Jar On My Desk.

Despite My Ghoulish Reputation, I Really Have The Heart Of A Small Boy. I Keep It In A Jar On My Desk.

The Man Who Smiles When Things Go Wrong Has Thought Of Someone To Blame It On.