I Haven't Had This Much Fun Since

Magic--that's Just A Label, You Know. Completely Meaningless. It Wasn't So Very Long Ago That People Were Saying That Electricity Was Magic.

Sure God Created Man Before Woman, But Then Again You Always Make A Rough Draft Before Creating The Final Masterpiece.

The Man Who Smiles When Things Go Wrong Has Thought Of Someone To Blame It On.

I Have The Heart Of A Child. I Keep It In A Jar On My Shelf.

Friendship Is Like Peeing On Yourself: Everyone Can See It, But Only You Get The Warm Feeling That It Brings.