Nobody Really Wants To Be A Stand-up,

I See As White People Finding Loopholes In The Slavery Laws.

I Do What I Can Do When I Can Do It.

I Always Say There's No More Little Girls, Just Boys With Breasts. Girls Act Like Boys Nowadays. Teenage Girls, They Go After Boys. They're Predatory Just Like Boys. My Goal Is To Keep My Girls, Girls.

The Material Comes From Whenever You Realize That You And Someone Else Have Something In Common. So Any Conversation You've Had More Than Once, Anything You See Happening To You That You See Happening To A Friend, You Go, Hmmm, That's A Situation I Can Make Funny.

Gay People Got A Right To Be As Miserable As Everybody Else.