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Nobody Really Wants To Be A Stand-up, They Want To Get On Tv.
-Chris Rock
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Nobody Really Wants To Be A Stand-up,
Chris Rock
Nobody Really Wants To Be A Stand-up, They Want To Get On Tv.
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