Nobody Really Wants To Be A Stand-up,

I'm Pretty Good At Getting Over People Throwing Stuff At Me. If You've Been Doing Stand Up Long Enough You Know How To Swing Back And Get The Laughs.

I Do What I Can Do When I Can Do It.

Black Movies Don't Have Real Names, They Have Names Like Barbershop. That's Not A Name, That's Just A Location.

Carol Leifer Is Funny, Really Funny.

Comedians Are The One Who Have To Tell The Emperor He Has No Clothes On.