Comedians Are The One Who Have To

If You Live Below Your Means, You Can Turn Down Stuff All The Time.

You Know What Ged Stands For? Good Enough Diploma.

A Black Man Will Be Elected President Of The United States. I'm Sorry, That's In The Year 10,000.

I Used To Work At Mcdonald's Making Minimum Wage. You Know What That Means When Someone Pays You Minimum Wage? You Know What Your Boos Was Trying To Say? "hey If I Could Pay You Less, I Would, But It's Against The Law."

When A Musical Act Performs, The Black Audience Goes Crazy For All The Stuff, The Album Cuts, Everything. White Audiences, They're Nice And All, But They're Not Going To Lose It Until They Get The Hits. Comedy Is The Same Thing.