Comedians Are The One Who Have To

The Advantage That My Children Have Is That My Children Are Encountering The Nicest White People That America Has Ever Produced. Let’s Hope America Keeps Producing Nicer White People.

A Man Is Only As Faithful As His Options.

See... Relationships Are Hard, Man. For Order, For Any Relationship To Work, Both People Have To Be On The Same Page, Both People Have To Have The Same Focus, And We All Know What That Page Is. We All Know What That Focus Is. In Order For The Relationship To Work Both People Have To Have The Same Focus, And What's That Focus? That Focus Is All About Her! It's All About Her!

Yeah, I Love Being Famous. It's Almost Like Being White, Y'know?

Nobody Really Wants To Be A Stand-up, They Want To Get On Tv.