I Do What I Can Do When

You Only Know That You're Smart Because You're Around Dumb People From Time To Time!

No Matter What Happens Or How Difficult Things Become, You Will Eventually Feel Better.

When A Musical Act Performs, The Black Audience Goes Crazy For All The Stuff, The Album Cuts, Everything. White Audiences, They're Nice And All, But They're Not Going To Lose It Until They Get The Hits. Comedy Is The Same Thing.

When I Hear People Talk About Juggling Or The Sacrifices They Make For Their Children, I Look At Them Like They're Crazy Because Sacrifice Infers That There Was Something Better To Do Than The Thing - Than Being With Your Children.

No, I Want Big Ol' Titties In My Face!