Carol Leifer Is Funny, Really Funny.

Community College Is Like A Disco With Books: "here's Ten Dollars; Let Me Get My Learn On!"

If You Live With A Single Parent, You Don't See Compromise. You Witness A Grown Person Living In A World Where They Do What They Want To Do. When You Are Raised By Two Parents, You Are Constantly Watching Compromise Take Place. Just By Observing That, It Made Me A Better Person.

I Pride Myself On Being The Guy Who Can Do Def Comedy Jam And Charlie Rose. And Do Well On Both.

Tomorrow Is More Sure Than Just About Anything Else In The Entire World.

The Government Doesn't Want You To Use Your Drugs, They Want You To Use Their Drugs.