Nobody Ever Swung A Club Too Slowly.

No-one Will Ever Have Golf Under His Thumb. No Round Ever Will Be So Good It Could Not Have Been Better. Perhaps This Is Why Golf Is The Greatest Of Games. You Are Not Playing A Human Adversary; You A Playing A Game. You Are Playing Old Man Par.

The Difference Between A Sand Trap And Water Hazard Is The Difference Between A Car Crash And An Airplane Crash. You Have A Chance Of Recovering From A Car Crash.

I Get As Much Fun As The Next Man From Whaling The Ball As Hard As I Can And Catching It Squarely On The Button. But From Sad Experience I Learned Not To Try This In A Round That Meant Anything.

Doesn't It Show Us All That We Are Silly Little Boys Or Fatuous Asses To Think That We Can Play Golf Without Making A Lot Of Bad Shots?

Some Emotions Cannot Be Endured With A Golf Club In Your Hands.