The 'enemy' In Golf Is Tension.

I Got An Extra Hour's Nap.

Nobody Ever Swung A Club Too Slowly.

I Get As Much Fun As The Next Man From Whaling The Ball As Hard As I Can And Catching It Squarely On The Button. But From Sad Experience I Learned Not To Try This In A Round That Meant Anything.

The Toughest Opponent Of All Is Old Man Par. He's A Patient Soul Who Never Shoots A Birdie And Never Incurs A Bogey. And If You Would Travel The Long Road With Him, You Must Be Patient, Too.

I Have Never Felt So Lonely As On A Golf Course In The Midst Of A Championship With Thousands Of People Around, Especially When Things Began To Go Wrong And The Crowds Started Wandering Away.