If Women Dressed For Men, The Stores

I Met My Wife On A Ferry Boat, And When We Landed She Gave Me The Slip

I'm Not Feeling Very Well - I Need A Doctor Immediately. Ring The Nearest Golf Course.

Just Give Me A Comfortable Couch, A Dog, A Good Book, And A Woman. Then If You Can Get The Dog To Go Somewhere And Read The Book, I Might Have A Little Fun.

If He's Been Married For 31 Years, He's Not The Same Man.

No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name. I Am Breaking It In For A Friend. I Never Forget A Face, But In Your Case I'll Be Glad To Make An Exception. I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book. I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening, But This Wasn't It. I Didn't Like The Play, But Then I Saw It Under Adverse Conditions - The Curtain Was Up.