I'm Not Going To Pay Good Money

The Admission Fee Was A Viper's Tongue And A Half-concealed Stiletto. It Was A Sort Of Intellectual Slaughterhouse.

Gerald Ford Was Unknown Throughout America. Now He's Unknown Throughout The World.

Room Service? Send Up A Larger Room.

Patience Is The Art Of Finding Something Else To Do.

Just Give Me A Comfortable Couch, A Dog, A Good Book, And A Woman. Then If You Can Get The Dog To Go Somewhere And Read The Book, I Might Have A Little Fun.