I'm Not Going To Pay Good Money

Alimony Is Like Buying Hay For A Dead Horse.

Since My Daughter Is Only Half-jewish, Could She Go In The Water Up To Her Knees?

Why Should I Care About Posterity? What's Posterity Ever Done For Me?

This Would Be A Better Place For Children If Parents Had To Eat Spinach.

Remember Men, You Are Fighting For The Ladies Honor, Which Is Probably More Than She Ever Did.