I'm Not Going To Pay Good Money

I Came Here For A Party And What Do I Get? Nothing. Not Even Ice Cream.

I Didn't Like The Play, But Then I Saw It Under Adverse Conditions - The Curtain Was Up.

If You Find It Hard To Laugh At Yourself, I Would Be Happy To Do It For You.

Come On In Girls, And Leave All Hope Behind.

With The Possible Exception Of Clothes, Beauty Salons And Frank Sinatra, There Are Few Subjects All Women Agree Upon.