No One Can Disgrace Us But Ourselves.

Nature Makes All The Noblemen; Wealth, Education, Or Pedigree Never Made One Yet.

Flattery Is Like Cologne Water, To Be Smelt, Not Swallowed.

There Is Only One Good Substitute For The Endearments Of A Sister, And That Is The Endearments Of Some Other Fellow's Sister.

When A Man Comes To Me For Advice, I Find Out The Kind Of Advice He Wants, And I Give It To Him.

I Do Not Know Of A Better Cure For Sorrow Than To Pity Somebody Else.