Nature Makes All The Noblemen; Wealth, Education,

Economy Is A Savings-bank, Into Which Men Drop Pennies, And Get Dollars In Return.

Vanity Is A Strange Passion; Rather Than Be Out Of A Job It Will Brag Of Its Vices.

Honesty Is The Rarest Wealth Anyone Can Possess.

A Learned Fool Is One Who Has Read Everything And Simply Remembered It.

The Miser And The Glutton Are Two Facetious Buzzards: One Hides His Store, And The Other Stores His Hide.