I Do Not Know Of A Better

If You Do Not Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal, Turn Your Attention To Politics And Learn.

It Is A Great Art To Be Superior To Others Without Letting Them Know It.

What The World Wants Iz [sic] Good Examples, Not So Mutch Advice; Advice May Be Wrong, But Examples Prove Themselves.

Man Is My Brother, And I Am Nearer Related To Him Through His Vices Than I Am Through His Virtue.

One Of The Best Temporary Cures For Pride And Affectation Is Seasickness; A Man Who Wants To Vomit Never Puts On Airs.