I Do Not Know Of A Better

Shame Is The Dying Embers Of Virtue.

The Morning Paper Is Just As Necessary For An American As Dew Is To The Grass.

There Is Only One Good Substitute For The Endearments Of A Sister, And That Is The Endearments Of Some Other Fellow's Sister.

There Are Very Few Good Judges Of Humor, And They Don't Agree.

It Is Better To Know Nothing Than To Know What Ain't So.