Blood's Not Thicker Than Money.

The Only Real Laughter Comes From Despair.

Most Young Women Do Not Welcome Promiscuous Advances. (either That, Or My Luck's Terrible.)

I Have An Agreement With The Houseflies. The Flies Don't Practice Law And I Don't Walk On The Ceiling.

This Would Be A Better Place For Children If Parents Had To Eat Spinach.

I Was Going To Thrash Them Within An Inch Of Their Lives, But I Didn't Have A Tape Measure.