Blood's Not Thicker Than Money.

Some People Claim That Marriage Interferes With Romance. There's No Doubt About It. Anytime You Have A Romance, Your Wife Is Bound To Interfere.

A Thing That Has Always Baffled Me About Women Is That They Will Saturate Themselves With A Pint Of Perfume, A Pound Of Sachet Powder, An Evil-smelling Lip Rouge, A Peculiar-smelling Hair Ointment And A Half-dozen Varieties Of Body Oils, And Then Have The Effrontery To Complain Of The Aroma Of A Fine Dollar Cigar.

I've Met A Lot Of Pin-up Girls, But I've Never Been Able To Pin One Down

I Love My Cigar Too, But I Take It Out Of My Mouth Once In A While.

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.