Blood's Not Thicker Than Money.

Africa Is God's Country, And He Can Have It.

It Is Impossible To Design Anything That Is Foolproof Because Fools Are So Ingenious.

Comedians Are A Much Rarer And Far More Valuable Commodity Than All The Gold And Precious Stones In The World.

When I Invite A Woman To Dinner, I Expect Her To Look At My Face. That's The Price She Has To Pay.

Politics Is The Art Of Looking For Trouble, Finding It Everywhere, Diagnosing It Incorrectly And Applying The Wrong Remedies.