A Dollar Saved Is A Dollar Earned

A Bright Eye Indicates Curiosity; A Black Eye, Too Much.

Divorce Is The Key That Opens The Strongbox Where The Bonds Of Matrimony Are Kept Under Wedlock.

Public Speaking Is The Art Of Diluting A Two-minute Idea With A Two-hour Vocabulary.

Charm Is To A Woman What Perfume Is To A Flower.

Anger Is The Feeling That Makes Your Mouth Work Faster Than Your Mind.