A Dollar Saved Is A Dollar Earned

Conscience Gets A Lot Of Credit That Really Belongs To Cowardice.

Some Couples Divorce Because Of A Misunderstandin G; Others, Because They Understand Each Other Too Well.

A Compromise Is A Settlement By Which Each Side Gets What Neither Side Wanted.

Some Women Get Divorces On The Grounds Of Incompatibility; Others, On Just The First Two Syllables.

The Only Way To Cure An Egotist From Bragging Is By Surgery--amputation At The Neck.