A Dollar Saved Is A Dollar Earned

A Homosexual Is The Only Man Who Ever Meets A Man He Would Like To Marry If He Were A Woman.

You Can Always Make A Loan At A Bank If You Can Show Sufficient Evidence That You Don't Need It.

Conscience Is What Makes A Boy Tell His Mother Before His Sister Does.

Egocentricity: The Vanity That Makes You Wonder What People Are Thinking About You When They Are Really Wondering What You Are Thinking About Them.

The Girl With A Future Avoids A Man With A Past.