An Actor Is A Man With An

The Only Medicine That Needs No Prescription, Has No Unpleasant Taste, And Costs No Money Is Laughter.

Sometimes The Unexpected Happens When You Don't Expect A Person To Come Up To Expectations.

A Homosexual Is The Only Man Who Ever Meets A Man He Would Like To Marry If He Were A Woman.

The Word Impossible Is Peculiar Because If You Examine It Closely, You'll Find That Most Of It Is Possible.

Think Twice Before You Speak, And Then You May Be Able To Say Something More Insulting Than If You Spoke Right Out At Once.