Newfoundland Dogs Are Good To Save Children From Drowning, But You Must Have A Pond Of Water Handy And A Child, Or Else There Will Be No Profit In Boarding A Newfoundland.

-Josh Billings

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Newfoundland Dogs Are Good To Save Children

Josh Billings

Newfoundland Dogs Are Good To Save Children From Drowning, But You Must Have A Pond Of Water Handy And A Child, Or Else There Will Be No Profit In Boarding A Newfoundland.

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Funny

Dog

Children

You Cannot Analyze A Kiss Any More Than You Can Dissect The Fragrance Of Flowers.

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Kissing

Fragrance