A Dog Is The Only Thing On

The Very Thing That Men Think They Have Got The Most Of, They Have Got The Least Of; And That Is Judgment.

Never Work Before Breakfast; If You Have To Work Before Breakfast, Eat Your Breakfast First.

Advice Can Be Like Cod Liver Oil, Easy Enough To Administer But Not So Pleasant To Take For Anybody.

One Of The Greatest Victories You Can Gain Over Someone Is To Beat Him At Politeness.

There's Tons Of People That Spend A Lot Time Watching Their Well Being, They Have Not Acquired Time To Take Pleasure In It.