A Dog Is The Only Thing On

It Is Better To Know Nothing Than To Know What Ain't So.

A Good Place To Visit, But A Poor Place To Stay.

When A Man Gets Talking About Himself, He Seldom Fails To Be Eloquent And Often Reaches The Sublime.

Be Like A Postage Stamp. Stick To One Thing Until You Get There.

Most Men Would Rather Be Charged With Malice Than With Making A Blunder.