I've Never Known An Auctioneer To Lie

To Bring Up A Child In The Way He Should Go, Travel That Way Yourself Once In A While.

I Am A Poor Man, But I Have This Consolation: I Am Poor By Accident, Not By Design.

The Man Who Has Never Been Tempted Doesn't Know How Dishonest He Is.

Love Is Like The Measles; We Can't Have It Bad But Once, And The Later In Life We Have It The Tougher It Goes With Us.

I Hate To Be A Kicker, I Always Long For Peace, But The Wheel That Does The Squeaking, Is The One That Gets The Grease.