The Greatest Thief This World Has Ever

A Secret Ceases To Be A Secret If It Is Once Confided - It Is Like A Dollar Bill, Once Broken, It Is Never A Dollar Again.

I Called My Cat William Because No Shorter Name Fits The Dignity Of His Character. Poor Old Man, He Has Fits Now, So I Call Him Fitz-william.

The Lion And The Lamb May, Possibly, Sumtime Lay Down In This World Together For A Fu Minnits, But When The Lion Kums Tew Git Up, The Lamb Will Be Missing.

It Strains A Man's Philosophy The Worst Kind To Laugh When He Gets Beat.

Music Hath The Charm To Soothe A Savage Beast, But I'd Try A Revolver First.