Music Wasn't Made To Make Us Wise,

Adversity Has The Same Effect On A Man That Severe Training Has On The Pugilist: It Reduces Him To His Fighting Weight.

The Happiest Time In Any Man's Life Is When He Is In Red-hot Pursuit Of A Dollar With A Reasonable Prospect Of Overtaking It.

About The Most Originality That Any Writer Can Hope To Achieve Honestly Is To Steal With Good Judgment.

I Am A Poor Man, But I Have This Consolation: I Am Poor By Accident, Not By Design.

Music Wasn't Made To Make Us Wise, But Better Natured.