Music Wasn't Made To Make Us Wise,

It Is The Little Bits Of Things That Fret And Worry Us; We Can Dodge A Elephant, But We Can't Dodge A Fly.

If You Would Make Yourself Agreeable Wherever You Go, Listen To The Grievances Of Others But Never Relate Your Own.

The Best Way To Convince A Fool That He Is Wrong Is To Let Him Have His Own Way.

Honesty Is The Rarest Wealth Anyone Can Possess, And Yet All The Honesty In The World Ain't Lawful Tender For A Loaf Of Bread.

It Ain't No Disgrace For A Man To Fall, But To Lie There And Grunt Is.