To Live In Australia Permanently Is Rather

Sport Is A Loathsome And Dangerous Pursuit.

New Zealand Is A Country Of Thirty Thousand Million Sheep, Three Million Of Whom Think They Are Human.

I Love Australia - I Think.

Never Be Afraid To Laugh At Yourself, After All, You Could Be Missing Out On The Joke Of The Century.

Everyone Had A Japanese Maple, Although After Pearl Harbor Most Of These Were Patriotically Poisoned, Ringbarked And Extirpated.