New Yorkers Are Stuck In A Gloomy

The Clock Doesn't Matter In Baseball. Time Stands Still Or Moves Backwards. Theoretically, One Game Could Go On Forever. Some Seem To.

I Have A Memory Like An Elephant. I Remember Every Elephant I've Ever Met.

A Good Column Is One That Sells Paper. It Doesn't Matter How Beautifully It Is Written And How Much You Admire The Author... If It Doesn't Sell Any Papers, It's Not A Good Column. It's A Terrible Yardstick To Use, But In The Newspaper Business, That's The Whole Thing.

All American Cars Are Basically Chevrolets.

Cockroaches And Socialites Are The Only Things That Can Stay Up All Night And Eat Anything.