Americans Are Pragmatic, Relatively Uncomplicated, Hearty And

I Tend To Live In The Past Because Most Of My Life Is There.

I Hope I Go To Heaven, And When I Do, I'm Going To Do What Every San Franciscan Does When He Gets There. He Looks Around And Says, 'it Ain't Bad, But It Ain't San Francisco.'

A Good Column Is One That Sells Paper. It Doesn't Matter How Beautifully It Is Written And How Much You Admire The Author... If It Doesn't Sell Any Papers, It's Not A Good Column. It's A Terrible Yardstick To Use, But In The Newspaper Business, That's The Whole Thing.

The Precise Location Of Heaven On Earth Has Never Been Established But It May Very Well Be Right Here

Old San Francisco - The One So Many Nostalgics Yearn For - Had Buildings That Related Well To Each Other.