San Francisco Isn't What It Used To

Philosophically, I Don't Like Doing Commercials.

Martinis Are Like Breasts, One Isn't Enough, And Three Is Too Many.

It Is Better To Have Loved And Lost, But Only If You Have A Good Attorney.

Best Trumpet: Mike Vax, An Alumnus Of The Kenton Band, Who Plays Every Style With A Bright Cutting Edge, Throwing In Bop Riffs Here And There.

Baffling Late-life Discovery: Golfers Wear Those Awful Clothes On Purpose.