San Francisco Isn't What It Used To

I Tend To Live In The Past Because Most Of My Life Is There.

When A Place Advertises Itself As 'world Famous,' You May Be Sure It Isn't.

The Clock Doesn?t Matter In Baseball.

A City Is Where You Can Sign A Petition, Boo The Chief Justice, Fish Off A Pier, Gaze At A Hippopotamus, Buy A Flower At The Corner, Or Get A Good Hamburger Or A Bad Girl At 4 A.m. A City Is Where Sirens Make White Streaks Of Sound In The Sky And Foghorns Speak In Dark Grays. San Francisco Is Such A City.

It Is Better To Have Loved And Lost, But Only If You Have A Good Attorney.