We Are Reorganizing In Order To Eliminate

I Have A Memory Like An Elephant. I Remember Every Elephant I've Ever Met.

San Franciscans Have A Bond Of Self-satisfaction Bordering On Smugness.

Just Two Days In Manhattan And You Find Yourself Looking For A Place To Wash Your Handkerchief After You Wipe Your Forehead And It Comes Away Black. Is There A Dirtier Or More Fascinating City Anywhere In The Land? The Answer To Both Parts Of The Question Has To Be Positively Negative.

Cockroaches And Socialites Are The Only Things That Can Stay Up All Night And Eat Anything.

New Yorkers Are Stuck In A Gloomy Mucilage Of Mutual Commiseration.