Never Work With Animals Or Children.

Prayers Never Bring Anything... They May Bring Solace To The Sap, The Bigot, The Ignorant, The Aboriginal, And The Lazy - But To The Enlightened It Is The Same As Asking Santa Claus To Bring You Something For Xmas

I Personally Stay Away From Natural Foods. At My Age I Need All The Preservatives I Can Get.

Always Carry A Flagon Of Whiskey In Case Of Snakebite, And Furthermore Always Carry A Small Snake.

Try Till You Succeed...if You Don't Succeed Once, Then Destroy All Evidence Of The Fact That You Tried!

It's A Funny Old World. A Man's Lucky If He Gets Out Of It Alive.