Never Work With Animals Or Children.

Marriage Is Better Than Leprosy Only Because It's Easier To Get Rid Of.

When You Wake Up In The Morning, Smile - And Get It Over With.

Thou Shalt Not Kill Anything Less Than A Fifth.

Reality Is An Illusion That Occurs Due To The Lack Of Alcohol.

Ultimately Chess Is Just Chess - Not The Best Thing In The World And Not The Worst Thing In The World, But There Is Nothing Quite Like It.