Never Work With Animals Or Children.

I Don't Have To Attend Every Argument I'm Invited To.

Drown In A Cold Vat Of Whiskey? Death, Where Is Thy Sting?

When Doctors And Undertakers Meet, They Wink At Each Other.

I Write My Scripts Short And They Develop On The Set, Which I Have Found A Far Better Premise Both Economically And Practically.

Never Work With Animals Or Children.