Never Trust A Man, Who When Left

If I Had A Hammer, There'd Be No More Folksingers.

The More You Know The Less The Better.

Save The Trees? Trees Are The Main Cause Of Forest Fires!

I Hate Those Earnest Tv Documentaries That Are The World According To People With Glasses Who Know Better Than You.

I Used To Have Mad Cow's Disease, But I'm Alright Nooooooooow.