A Fart Is Just Your Arse Applauding.

Acting Is A Different Discipline. On Stage I'm Free To Say What I Please. But The Change Is Very Good For Ya.

I've Been A Poser For F--ing Years. I Say, Pose Your Arse Off. You Know, Have A Laugh.

What Always Staggers Me Is That When People Blow Their Noses, They Always Look Into Their Hankies To See What Came Out. What Do They Expect To Find?

Save The Trees? Trees Are The Main Cause Of Forest Fires!

If Jesus Was A Jew, How Come He Has A Mexican First Name?