Don't Tell Me How To Do My

The Desire To Be A Politician Should Bar You For Life From Ever Being One.

Don't Die Until You're Dead.

What Always Staggers Me Is That When People Blow Their Noses, They Always Look Into Their Hankies To See What Came Out. What Do They Expect To Find?

I Don't Aim To Offend.

I Like Salvador Dali And Rene Magritte. I Also Like The Scottish Artist John Byrne, Another Surrealist.