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It Seems To Me That Islam And Christianity And Judaism All Have The Same God, And He's Telling Them All Different Things.

Revolution Was Written Into The U.s. Constitution So It's Like They're In A Constant State Of Revolution. But Then Again, Happiness Is Written Into Their Constitution As Well, Which Makes Them Pretty Unique.

A Mate Of Mine Has Just Told Me He's Shagging His Girlfriend And Her Twin, I Said How Can You Tell Them Apart, He Said "her Brothers Got A Moustache!"

I Don't Like The Beach. I Think We Have No Business At The Beach At All, As A Species. We Don't Belong In The Sea. The Sea Is Full Of Things That Bite Us, Sting Us, Hurt The Soles Of Our Feet, And It's Extremely Cold. When Are We Gonna Take The Hint That The Things That Live In The Sea Don't Like Us?

I Spent The Whole Time Battering People I Liked And Singing With My Arm Round People I Loathed.