List Of Arses Quotes

I Could Be A Bit Of A Pain In The Arse. Since I've Come Out Of My Cancer, I Must Say I Intend To Be Even More Of A Pain In The Arse.

I've Always Wanted To Kick A Duck Up The Arse

I Am Naive. I Make Mistakes - But I Don't Give A Rat's Arse How I Am Perceived!

A Duke Couldn't Have The Arse Hanging Out Of His Trousers When Meeting Foreign Diplomats. Actually Even Plain Old Sam Vimes Never Had The Arse Hanging Out Of His Trousers, Either, But No One Would Have Actually Started A War If He Had.

If His Majesty Is Resolved To Have My Head, He May Make A Whistle Of My Arse If He Pleases.

The Word Arse Is As Much God As The Word Face. It Must Be So, Otherwise You Cut Off Your God At The Waist.

Yeah, Arrest That Man On The Crime Of Having 8 Chicken Mcnuggets Stuck Up His Arse.

One Day, Maybe Not In The Next Few Weeks, But Certainly In The Conceivable Future, Someone Will Be Able To Refer To Me Without Using The Word 'arse' Somewhere In The Sentence.

The Only Thing I Can Do Is Wipe My Arse, Brush My Teeth, Turn Up And Do The Best Work I Can.

It Takes A Bomb Under His Arse To Make Hitler See Logic.

As For Gordon Brown - I've Described Him And Blair As Two Cheeks Of The Same Arse.

The Other Man's Arse Is Always Cleaner!