People Die All The Time. It's Just

So, Have You Heard About The Oyster Who Went To A Disco And Pulled A Mussel?

Don't Die Until You're Dead.

A Well-balanced Person Has A Drink In Each Hand.

I’m Actually Pale Blue: It Takes Me A Week Of Sunbathing To Turn White.

When I Was 12, We Went From Glasgow To Aberdeen On A School Trip. It Was Called Fresh Air Fortnight.