Never Take Candy From Strangers.

My Grandmother Was A Very Tough Woman. She Buried Three Husbands And Two Of Them Were Just Napping.

When I Want To End A Relationship I Just Say, 'you Know, I Love You. I Want To Marry You. I Want To Have Your Children.' Sometimes They Leave Skid Marks.

Men Accept Compliments Much Better Than Women Do. Example: "mitch, You Look Great." Mitch: "thanks." On The Other Side: "ruth, You Look Great." Ruth: "i Do? Must Be The Lighting."

If It's Attention You Want, Don't Get Involved With A Man During Play-off Season.

It Wasn't That No One Asked Me To The Prom, It Was That No One Would Tell Me Where It Was.