Never Take Candy From Strangers.

Men Are Brave Enough To Go To War, But They Are Not Brave Enough To Get A Bikini Wax.

If Your Husband Has Difficulty Getting To Sleep, The Words 'we Need To Talk About Our Relationship' May Help.

My Mother Is Such A Lousy Cook That Thanksgiving At Her House Is A Time Of Sorrow.

Men Like Cars, Women Like Clothes. Women Only Like Cars Because They Take Them To Clothes.

I Have Been Doing Leg Lifts Faithfully For About Fifteen Years, And The Only Thing That Has Gotten Thinner Is The Carpet Where I Have Been Doing The Leg Lifts.