If It's Attention You Want, Don't Get

I Get So Happy When I Write A Joke. It's A Very Satisfying, Liberating Feeling.

Good Weather All The Week, But Come The Weekend The Weather Stinks. When The Weather Is Too Hot They Complain, Too Cold They Complain, And When It's Just Right, They're Watching Tv.

Men Love To Be The First To Read The Newspaper In The Morning. Not Being The First Is Upsetting To Their Psyches.

Why Are Women Wearing Perfumes That Smell Like Flowers To Attract Men? Men Don't Like Flowers. I Have A Great Idea For A Scent That Will Attract Men - How About "new Car Interior"?

I Don't Plan To Grow Old Gracefully. I Plan To Have Face-lifts Until My Ears Meet.