It Wasn't That No One Asked Me

Men Have Better Self-images Than Women. You Know What I've Never Seen In A Men's Magazine? A Makeover.

The Way A Man Looks At Himself In A Mirror Will Tell You If He Can Ever Care About Anyone Else.

If I Say A Joke And The Audience Laughs It Makes Me Feel Good.

How Come When You Mix Water And Flour Together You Get Glue...and Then You Add Eggs And Sugar And You Get Cake? Where Does The Glue Go?

I Had Teeth That Stuck Out So Far, I Used To Eat Other Kids' Candy Bars By Accident.