It Wasn't That No One Asked Me

Men Accept Compliments Much Better Than Women Do. Example: "mitch, You Look Great." Mitch: "thanks." On The Other Side: "ruth, You Look Great." Ruth: "i Do? Must Be The Lighting."

I Love To Write Jokes And That's All I Think About.

Men Who Drink Herbal Teas Are Seldom Serial Killers.

Men Have Higher Body Temperatures Than Women. If Your Heating Goes Out In Winter, I Recommend Sleeping Next To A Man. Men Are Like Portable Heaters That Snore.

If I Say A Joke And The Audience Laughs It Makes Me Feel Good.