It Wasn't That No One Asked Me

When Four Or More Men Get Together, They Talk About Sports.

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I Just Don't Get Cats. To Me, They're A Waste Of Fur.

I Like Whomever To Come To My Shows. I Want People Who Want To See Me To Come See Me. I Don't Want To Force People. I Don't Want It To Feel Like A Job!

Some People Think Having Large Breasts Makes A Woman Stupid. Actually, It's Quite The Opposite: A Woman Having Large Breasts Makes Men Stupid.