It Wasn't That No One Asked Me

I Want To Have Children, But My Friends Scare Me. One Of My Friends Told Me She Was In Labor For 36 Hours. I Don't Even Want To Do Anything That Feels Good For 36 Hours.

All Men Would Still Really Like To Own A Train Set.

Wives Are People Who Think It's Against The Law Not To Answer The Phone When It Rings.

I Don't Like When There's Too Much Conversation Because I'm Shy And It Makes Me Uncomfortable.

My Husband Gave Me A Necklace. It's Fake. I Requested Fake. Maybe I'm Paranoid, But In This Day And Age, I Don't Want Something Around My Neck That's Worth More Than My Head.