It Wasn't That No One Asked Me

I Worry About Las Vegas Schools. I Hear In Math, They Only Teach Them To Count To 21.

I Don't Like When There's Too Much Conversation Because I'm Shy And It Makes Me Uncomfortable.

Yes, I've Now Got This Nice Little Apartment In New York, One Of Those L-shaped Ones. Unfortunately, It's A Lower Case L.

I Get A Lot Of Return Business. I Think It's All Those Years I Put In Traveling Around The Country; People Saw Me Before And Had A Good Time So They Want To See Me Again.

Some Women Hold Up Dresses That Are So Ugly And They Always Say The Same Thing: 'this Looks Much Better On.' On What? On Fire?