My Grandmother Was A Very Tough Woman.

An Amicable Divorce Is Like A Ventilated Condom; It Just Doesn't Work.

I Don't Like When There's Too Much Conversation Because I'm Shy And It Makes Me Uncomfortable.

Men Don't Get Cellulite. God Might Just Be A Man.

I Paid Attention To Not Being A Comedian, And Just Concentrated On Being Who I Was. That Is What You Have To Do. If You Say You Are A Comedian That Has Been Done Before. If You Just Be Who You Are Then You Are Unique. Everyone Is Unique.

Men Accept Compliments Much Better Than Women Do. Example: "mitch, You Look Great." Mitch: "thanks." On The Other Side: "ruth, You Look Great." Ruth: "i Do? Must Be The Lighting."