Never Put A Sock In A Toaster.

We Have Two Hundred Languages In Europe. Two Hundred Languages! Count Them! I Know You Won't!

America Is The New Roman Empire. Remember What Happened To Rome.

Religion And Philosophy, Philosophy And Religion - They're Two Words Which Are Both ... Different. In Spelling.

If You Get Too Well-known, You Can Never Be A Comedian's Comedian, It Just Won't Sit Well. But I'm Fine With That. I'm Fine With That Label.

Fox Hunting, There's Big Fox Hunting Thing, There's Arguments In Britain About Fox Hunting. And They Go Around. They Obviously Hunt Foxes Because The Foxes, They Attack Chickens. And Posh People Have An Alliance With Chickens Just Like In The First World War.