Never Put A Sock In A Toaster.

I Did Bronze Survival Swimming. I Could Save People In A Bronzey Kind Of Way.

If You Get Anything Creative Going, Then The Work And Play Thing Is The Same Thing, I Feel.

My Stand-up Is Quite Good Now, People Say. It's Just Like A Big Conversation Each Time. Every Gig Is A Rehearsal.

Because That's What Narcissism Is All About; Looking In The Mirror Everyday And Thinking 'damn, I'd Like To Shag Myself.'

I've Wiped The File? .... I've Wiped All The Files? .... I've Wiped The Internet? I Don't Even Have A Modem!