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I Mean, Sometimes... A Comedian Becomes An Actor, And They Just Don't Deliver, Because The Bottom Line Of Comedy Is To Be Funny, And The Bottom Line Of Acting Is To Be Truthful, And They Get That Mixed Up Sometimes, Or Don't Even Notice That That's The Thing.

In Stand-up It Really Helps To Play Yourself And Talk About Your Own Feelings. You Cannot Fail To Be Original If You're Just Talking About What You Think About X, Y And Z. Unless You've Got A Twin Brother Who's Also A Stand-up.

I Don't Know What It's Like In The U.s. But Immigrants In The U.k. Do The Jobs The Citizens Won't Do.

Because That's What Narcissism Is All About; Looking In The Mirror Everyday And Thinking 'damn, I'd Like To Shag Myself.'

And The National Rifle Association Says That, "guns Don't Kill People, People Do," But I Think The Gun Helps, You Know? I Think It Helps. I Just Think Just Standing There Going, "bang!" "that's Not Going To Kill Too Many People, Is It? You'd Have To Be Really Dodgy On The Heart To Have That.