I Want To Live Till I Die.

I Can Go From Blokey To Girlie In 15 Minutes And Then I'm Out The Door. But That's The Fastest I Can Do It. Becoming A Woman Takes Work.

They’re Not Women’s Clothes. They’re My Clothes. I Bought Them.

I Try To Just Talk About Human Stories And What I Think About Religion Or Teapots Or Whatever.

Because That's What Narcissism Is All About; Looking In The Mirror Everyday And Thinking 'damn, I'd Like To Shag Myself.'

Mac Gave Me 55 Lipsticks To Test. These Are The Same Lipsticks I Got Caught Stealing By The Police When I Was 15. How Ironic.