What Was The First Cat That Talked

Sharks Are Just Evil Bastards. I'm Quite Happy If All The Sharks Just Went, Because They Eat Fish And Us. And We Need The Fish.

If You Go Down As A Comedian's Comedian, That's Basically Meaning Other Comedians Are Hopefully Feeling That You're Doing Okay.

I Wear Whatever I Want Whenever I Want. I Don't Call It Drag; I Don't Even Call It Cross-dressing. It's Just Wearing A Dress.

No Matter How Much Makeup I Wore, People Just Kept Saying "yes, Sir! Would You Like Tea With That, Sir?" "yes, I Would Like Tea. Why Don't You Put It On My Breasts?" "certainly. Tea For This Man's Breasts! Anything Else, Sir?"

I Don't Believe That Competitions Are Important.