What Was The First Cat That Talked

Horseshoes Are Lucky. Horses Have Four Bits Of Lucky Nailed To Their Feet. They Should Be The Luckiest Animals In The World. They Should Rule The Country. They Should Win All Their Horse Races, At Least. 'in The Fifth Race Today, Every Single Horse Was First Equal...one Horse Threw A Shoe Came In Third...the Duck Was Ninth...and Five Ran.'

How To Survive Boarding School. Do Not Express Emotion, Do Not Feel Emotion, Do Not Have Emotion. If Someone Hits You, Hit Them Back, If Someone Argues With You, Argue Back, Never Give In An Inch, Never Look Vulnerable And You Will Survive.

Most Transvestites Fancy Girls.

You Have The American Dream! The Dream Is To Be Born In A Gutter And Grow Up, And Then Get All The Money In The World And Stick It In Your Ears And Go Thbbbbbt.

I Don't Believe In God. So I'm A Non-believer In The Non-visible. I'm A Believer In Us; In Humans.