I Can Do Anything I Want To

You Can't Trust Water: Even A Straight Stick Turns Crooked In It.

A Woman Drove Me To Drink And I Didn't Even Have The Decency To Thank Her.

Hollywood Is The Gold Cap On A Tooth That Should Have Been Pulled Out Years Ago.

I Exercise Strong Self Control. I Never Drink Anything Stronger Than Gin Before Breakfast.

If It Does Not Work The First Time, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. No Need To Be An Idiot.