I Can Do Anything I Want To

When We Have Lost Everything, Including Hope, Life Becomes A Disgrace, And Death A Duty.

Dentists, Lawyers, Doctors Are All A Bunch Of Thieving Bastards.

I Have A Poor Memory For Names; But I Seldom Remember A Face.

I Was In Love With A Beautiful Blonde Once. She Drove Me To Drink. That's The One Thing I'm Indebted To Her For.

Beer: Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 3000 B. C.