Never Having Alone Time Is Real Tough

Never Having Alone Time Is Real Tough On People.

I Like American Women. They Do Things Sexually Russian Girls Never Dream Of Doing - Like Showering.

I Believe That Laughter Is A Language Of God And That We Can All Live Happily Ever Laughter.

In America, You Assassinate President. In Soviet Russia, President Assassinate You!

Everybody Laughs The Same In Every Language Because Laughter Is A Universal Connection.