Never Having Alone Time Is Real Tough

In Every Country, They Make Fun Of City. In U.s. You Make Fun Of Cleveland. In Russia, We Make Fun Of Cleveland.

If You Have Something Important To Say, Broadway And New York Are Great Places To Say It.

Americans Think Soviets Are So Grim. I Want Them To See That They Can Smile.

My Father Described This Tall Lady Who Stands In The Middle Of The New York Harbor, Holding High A Torch To Welcome People Seeking Freedom In America. I Instantly Fell In Love.

In America, Your Job Determines Your Marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx Determine Your Job!