Never Having Alone Time Is Real Tough

In America, You Drive Car. In Soviet Russia, Car Drive You!

Russian Men Have A Saying: "women Are Like Buses..." That's It.

In America, You Assassinate President. In Soviet Russia, President Assassinate You!

I Was Not Only Typecast As A Russian, But I Was Typecast As Yakov Smirnoff. This Is Understandable, And I Was Very Happy To Get The Roles, But It Would Be Nice To Be In A Movie Where I Could Be Someone Else.

In America, Your Job Determines Your Marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx Determine Your Job!